Dead-ly mistake

A man checked into a hotel. Dere was a computer in his room, so he decided 2 snd an e-mail 2 his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail addres, nd witout realizing his error, he sent d e-mail.
Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Houston, a widow had jst returnd frm her husband's funeral.
D widow decidd to check her e-mail, expectin condolence mesages frm relatives nd frndz.
After readn d first message, she fainted. D widow's son rushed into 2 room, found his mother on d floor, nd saw d computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 10 Aug, 2010?
I know you're surprised 2 hear frm me. They hav computers here, nd we
re allowed to send e-mails 2 loved ones.
I've just reached n hv bn checked in.
I see dat evrytin has bn prepared 4ur arrival 2moro

Lukn 4ward 2 seeing u 2MORO!

Elevator or Make over machine

A man from the village and his boy were visiting a mall in Lagos for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.The boy asked his father, "Papa wetin be dis?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "My pikin I neva see dis kind tin before for my life o."While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The same walls opened up again and to his surprise, a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Akpos, go bring your mama come!