Hard worker

Chukwu works hard at the office but spends two nights each week working out at the gym, & playing golf every Saturday n Sunday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she chooses to surprise him & takes him to a very popular strip club.

The bouncer at the club greets them and says, 'Heey, Oga Chukwu,I dey hail O!!, How today go be now?

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before..

'Oh no,' says Chukwu. 'we work out together at the gym.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Chukwu if he'd like his usual and brings over a Gulder.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Gulder?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Gulder at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Chukwu, starts to rub herself all over him and says,

'Hi Chukwu, Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Chukwu's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club

Chukwu follows and spots her getting into a taxi. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Chukwu tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The Taxi Driver turns around and says,

'Haba! Oga Chukwu, This one wey you pick today na real fire o!!!! You picked a real bitch dis time!

Well, Chukwu's obituary is tomorrow