The wrong key**contributed by Karim Mohammed

Terfa is about to embark on a long journey and decides that his wife mimi should wear steel underwear. He locks the underwear and gives the key to his friend Ben saying "if I don't come back in 45years please unlock the steel and set my wife free. Terfa sets out on his journey and half an hour later sees a cloud of dust behind him, he waits and sees ben running after him. "What's wrong? He asked ben and ben (still panting) replies "u gave me the wrong key!!!