Yo mama jokez

Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.

Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.