Yo mamas so poor she collects money from beggars
Yo mamas so short she makes mario feel like michael jordan on a bball court
Yo mamas so stupid she sold her blackberry for BIS money
Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.
Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mamma so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.
Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a bitch.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired.
LOL nice one!
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